I partied with The King today. I wish I had hips that made girls quiver and died while pooping.

Shout out to my parents for letting me play rock ‘n’ roll in the wrong era. I’m very, very bitter. #thayertheslayer #rockandroll #iactuallylovemyparents #thanksmomanddadkindof

Hi. I’m Logan Thayer & I keep it classy.

Lemme holla’ atch you. 💋 #nashvillefilter #bitcheslovenashvillefilter #thayertheslayer

Sophisticated, I guess…

Pour some sugar on me.

I want YOU to come get bloody with ME on our Fall tour w/ @officialbotdf @HEAVYGRINDER @RelapseSymphony & @haleyrosekiller! If you don’t come, then you must be someone that abuses animals. #partytime #badblood #iwantyou (at The Haunt)

Thank you for another great tour lovely people! Please come see us on our next tour starting June 6th in Portland, OR! Pick up tickets here:

http://swpb.diamondhorizonagency.com/

#lovelife #partytime (at Getting my kicks on Route 66)

American-ass picture.

Beach bummin’ in Georgia. Great day with @_ryanhowell @codiethebeard & @oldxyouth.